I’m gonna try and be bipartisan here and give the GOP some useful advice. The way to deal with Mitt Romney being so thoroughly unlikeable is to drop the Ryan kid and put the even less likeable Donald Trump on ticket. Seriously. At the very least it would be a tie between two out-of-touch and often fatuous rich guys.

Figure out how to work Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich into the picture and Mitt might even seem a tiny, tiny bit loveable.

Let me rethink that.