Only 24 hours after he was announced as Mitt Romney’s choice for the ticket, Paul Ryan is reportedly telling his advisors “I can’t win with this guy. He’s a total stiff, nobody likes him and he’s already dissed my budget. Find me somebody else, I don’t care who.” Before any further discussion could be had, insiders who asked not to be identified say, the discussion was interrupted by a telephone call from Alaska.

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