Repent while you can, sinners.* God’s Avenging Angel and His Almighty Quarterback together will save America for Real ‘Murricans come November and, who knows, Jesus Himself might show up at the Inauguration a year from now.
The signs are there: victory over the Mormon interloper in Iowa last Tuesday and crushing the team which comes from a city which takes pride in identifyng itself as that enemy of all things right and good, Blue Collar (code word for “class warfare”) this afternoon in an ending that was clearly a miracle.
Can’t you feel the vibe?
* Brown people, gay people, anyone who believes in science and similar deviants need not apply. There is no room at the inn.