My daughter, the cute li’l Kaffer, is the subject of this recent notice from the athletic director at Perkiomen Valley High School:
It is with great pleasure that I announce Mrs. Kathleen S. Kelley as Perkiomen Valley High School’s Girls Varsity Lacrosse Head Coach.
Coach Kelley is a resident of the school district and brings with her a wide range of lacrosse experience. She is a graduate of Penn State University where she was a member of their Division 1 national championship women’s lacrosse team. She is a PIAA lacrosse official and serves as Director of Perkiomen Valley Youth Lacrosse. Coach Kelley is also the 2019 head coach for The Dynamite Lacrosse Club.
I have no idea what a “2019 head coach” is. And I never ask questions of a woman holding a lacrosse stick so it shall have to remain forever a mystery.