This might be considered somewhat unfair, perhaps even beneath the belt, and if the Worst. President. Ever. had just stayed in his gated community hidey-hole instead of crawling out to toss the first ball last night and remind me why the Texas Rangers are as unlikeable as the St. Louis La Russa’s and nobody should win this World Series, there’s a good chance I might not have posted it, but he didn’t and so I did.

*And it, you know, arguable true based on the famed facts on the ground or, in this case, under the ground.